Setting: Platform 7, early morning. Train to Delhi. Platform loudspeakers occasionally crackle with random announcements. Chaos level: Indian Standard. Characters: Mr. Sharma – Middle-aged businessman, armed with a laptop and zero patience. Mrs. Gupta – Seasoned train traveler and self-appointed expert on Indian Railways. Ravi – A college student clutching a guitar and an AC…

Scene 1: Outside Muktsar Gurdwara – Early Morning (Camera pans across devotees leaving their shoes outside the gurdwara. A pair of shining leather juttis sits on a red mat with a small barricade around it. Two constables stand beside it, sunglasses on, expressions deadly serious.) Constable 1 (Balwinder): (saluting the shoes) Oye, careful! Don’t stare…